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The Worst Movie You Ever Saw

Discussion in 'Film' started by The One Armed Wampa, Jun 6, 2016.

  1. The One Armed Wampa

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    Now we're all here for Star Wars (at least I hope so). One of the best film sagas ever in my opinion.

    But this thread is about what you believe to be the worst movie you have ever been unfortunate enough to see.

    Now this is merely out of curiosity, and is just stating of opinions and reasons for them. I don't want this spiraling into an utter flame war. It's just a discussion in good fun about what was your worst cinematic experience to date.

    For me, it had to be The Purge
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    Now for those who don't know the movie, the poster basically just flat tells you. Crimes legal for one day, all crime. And society has been bettered because of it. (Yes we're supposed to believe that)

    Now as to why I hate this movie. I'll try to keep it spoiler free for anyone who hasn't seen this.

    The premise alone is bafflingly stupid to me. And the justification they give for it isn't any better either. You can probably come up with better reason then what the movie is trying to make you believe. But the movies not just stupid, it did something I don't think any other movie has done to me so far.

    It legitimately pissed me off.

    I like to think of myself as a kind of easy going kind of guy. I don't get angered easily on small stupid things like movies. But this movie, this movie has earned my utter contempt. The main characters are not just unlikeable, I genuinely rooted against them. Yes, they were that bad. When I can't even care about the main characters in a movie, it has failed as a movie to me. The Antagonists aren't scary in the slightest, they look like morons, and act about the same way to.

    The movie doesn't know what it wants to be, does it want to be a horror movie, does it want to be a thriller. Theirs literally a pointless fridge door closing "scare" scene like it was trying to be a pop scare or something. There is a character there that has no point in existing in the film, he just shows up, dies, and nothing happens. It doesn't go anywhere. Literally, the rest of movie forgets he even existed.

    The only character in the whole film I felt anything for, doesn't even get a name. He's just some random guy stuck with the main characters throughout the whole film. And even he's not the greatest person either. None of these characters are relatable, I didn't care about any of them, I felt no investment but my own seething hate toward the entire cast.

    I found myself shouting at the movie. I was legitimately emotionally outraged by this movie. It's stupid, it's insulting, it's the worst movie I've seen in my opinion.


    Now with my rant out of the way, what are your own movies you found yourself saying was the worst thing you've ever saw?
     
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    Book of Eli I just didn't get the plot.
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    Spiders. I think the movie summary from Rotten Tomatoes sums up the majority of the problems: "SPIDERS centers on mutant spiders that fall to earth from a disabled Soviet space station. With New York City threatened to be overrun, it's up to transit supervisor Jason Cole and health inspector Rachel Cole to save their daughter and prevent the colossal Queen Spider from uniting with her eggs and creating an army of massive killer spiders."

    ...

    I can't even say I enjoyed it in the cheesy way bad movies can usually be tolerated. There were scenes where they keep cameras (that's fine) but when they switched back to Camera angle A, something had changed, like her hair, or her posture, or how close they were. This happens sometimes even in big movies, sure, but this was a blatant issue. And on top of just the dialogue and storyline, well, we have a winner! From a certain point of view.

    I usually walk out of movies I don't like or turn them off at home, but this one I ended up watching for some reason. Sad, sad day.
     
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    Plan 9 from outter space.
     
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    Though there are a few movies I have seen in the theatre that I didn't like and I'm tempted to name Blair Witch Project as my number one choice, It doesn't compare to these two movies:
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    Alien Apocalypse and Creatures from the Abyss! Now, these movies are really REALLY bad! I love the Evil Dead movies and Ash just rocks but why on Earth would Bruce Campbell star in such a trash about alien termites is beyond me! You want an awesome plot? Well this movie has it. The alien termites come to Earth to eat all of our wood! And yeah I know that sounds pretty nasty but that's the reason these buggers:
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    came to Earth. The movie sucks, it's boring and I lost a few brain cells watching that junk.

    Now Creatures of the Abyss gets even better at the getting worst department as this movie has it all. Incredibly bad actors, fish that fly, stupid main characters that enter a unknown floating lab/boat and they just proceed to eat the things they find there and a crazy scene about a fishman creature thing and a girl that are in bed and..............
    Well you can imagine! If you only like good movies then avoid this like a plague but if you are like me that sometimes I get together with my niece and nephew and have a crappy movie night then this abomination is just what you need!
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    Though the movie is called Creatures from the Abyss, there are some places where it can be found as Plankton and I warn you guys that this is an adult movie so no watching it with your kids!
     
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    Oh! I forgot about the Killer Klowns from Outer Space. But, that was supposed to be humorous so Idk if it counts as being awful, since it was successful at what it was. But, that was pretty awful. Didn't finish it, or I erased the second half from memory.
     
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    Worst movie ever.... One-eyed Monster....it is so bad, please do not watch it. Even Sharknado is better
     
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    Fan4stick is up there.

    But the Thomas Jane/Travolta Punisher is the only movie I legitimately fell asleep watching.
     
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    I didn't watch this in a cinema it was on syfy, hopefully still counts. Watched it and well i forced myself to get to the end. I couldn't. Watch the trailer and you will know why.
     
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    It may controversial but two films immediately come to mind:


    Fifth Element:
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    The Infamous Holiday Special:
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    If you guy's want to specifically know why then feel free to ask. But in my honest opinion I think it's self explanatory... or maybe it's just me :p
     
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    While I do like The Fifth Element, I have to agree that the SW Holiday Special is truly an abomination!
     
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    I personally liked this film, as to me I haven't watched anything like this. Any crime legal for one night is an interesting premise to see. I haven't yet seen two and three, probably watch them in the next couple of weeks.
     
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    Can you elaborate on why The Fifth Element is one of the worst films ever seen? I find it way better than Attack of the Clones.
     
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    I just didn't like it. I didn't like Bruce Willis in it. I felt like the film was trying to be too weird and overtop - which is totally fine - but I didn't feel like the film pulled it off. It felt rushed and tacky.

    That's just my opinion though. I kinda knew it'd be controversial to say I didn't like Fifth Element.
     
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    I've avoided seeing the other Purge movies just because of how angry I was throughout the first one. Personally, I found nothing to enjoy in the movie, but if you were able to find something then that's great, I'm not saying for you to hate the film.

    I listed why I hate it myself. I just found it to be trash that had a premise I couldn't even believe-doesn't help that what they gave to back it up is utter nonsense- and had unlikeable awful characters for its cast.
     
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    No, no! it's perfectly fine, even if The Fifth Element is one of my favourite scifi movies of all times. A lot of it is based on The Incal and Valerian comics from France. Autors of both comics were the main concept artists from that film. I guess if you like European comic you easily like The Fifht Element because it has that same touch.

    By the way, Valerian was a source of inspiration for Star Wars, even if Lucas never assumed it.

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    Wow, I didn't know that. Well my respect for Fifth Element's origin has gone up. Still not a fan of the film. The cringe level is sky high for me :D
     
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    Surf Nazis Must Die, but at least that is somewhat watchable. Robert Altman's Pret A Porter/Ready to Wear, however, I couldn't get through that mess.
     
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    Butterfly Effect is one...

    But i can remember at least a hundred.
     
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    The Terminators (2009)

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